Brew and chill your coffee. Make a strong cup or a double shot of espresso. Let it cool, then chill in the fridge.
Cold coffee helps the smoothie blend creamy instead of watery.
Add liquids first. Pour 1 cup unsweetened almond milk and 1/3 cup full-fat coconut milk into the blender. This helps the blades catch everything evenly.
Layer in flavors. Add 1/3 cup chilled coffee, 1–1.5 tablespoons hazelnut butter, 1.5 tablespoons cocoa powder, 1/2–1 tablespoon sweetener, 1/2 teaspoon vanilla, and a pinch of sea salt.
Boost if you’d like. Add 1 teaspoon MCT oil for energy, 1 scoop collagen for protein, or 1 teaspoon chia for extra thickness. Keep add-ins simple to maintain a smooth texture.
Blend with ice. Add 1 to 1.5 cups ice.
Blend on high until frothy and silky, 20–30 seconds. If it’s too thick, splash in more almond milk. Too thin?
Add a few more ice cubes.
Taste and tweak. Adjust sweetness, cocoa, or salt to your preference. A tiny extra pinch of salt can make the chocolate pop.
Finish and serve. Pour into a chilled glass. Top with whipped coconut cream, a few crushed hazelnuts, or a light cocoa dusting for that coffeehouse vibe.