Blend the base: Add cottage cheese and heavy cream (or almond milk) to a blender.
For a sweet bowl, add vanilla and sweetener. Blend for 10–20 seconds until smooth and creamy. For a chunkier texture, pulse a few times instead.
Choose your style: For sweet, pour the blended cottage cheese into a bowl and top with berries, nuts or seeds, coconut, and a pinch of cinnamon.
For savory, skip vanilla and sweetener, then top with chopped cucumber, tomato, herbs, salt, pepper, and a light drizzle of olive oil.
Adjust to taste: Add more sweetener for sweetness, more cream for extra silkiness, or a squeeze of lemon for brightness (sweet or savory).
Finish with texture: Sprinkle chia or hemp hearts for extra protein and crunch. If making the savory version, add a few chili flakes for heat.
Serve right away: Enjoy immediately for the best texture and flavor.